FREEZER BAGS: are male,
because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female,
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
TIRES: are male,
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object,
you have to light a fire under their butt.
SPONGES: These are female,
WEB PAGES: Female,
frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male,
for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS: female
all the weight shifts to the bottom.
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female.
but consider this:
It easily gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying. ~