im-szenasi.comFor what ever reason humans like to assign a gender to inanimate  objects, like female names to ships. Well here is a list and the logic for such gender assignment.

FREEZER BAGS:  are male,

because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.


PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female,

because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.


TIRESare male,

because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.




HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object,

 because to get them to go anywhere,

you have to light a fire under their butt.




 SPONGES: These are female,

because they are soft, queezable and

retain water. 



 WEB PAGES: Female,

because they’re constantly being looked at and

frequently getting hit on.




TRAINS: Definitely male,

because they always use the same old lines

for picking up people.



EGG TIMERS: female

because, over time,

all the weight shifts to the bottom.


 HAMMERS:  Male,

because in the last 5000 years, they’ve hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.




Ha! You probably thought it would be male,

but consider this:

It easily gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying. ~

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